November 1, 2017 “If you don’t read books, you won’t hear any horror stories.” - Ken Ross during a discussion of my reluctance to eat...

November 2, 2017 “That was maybe in the top five soups of all time.” - Deni Gauthier on his fish soup at Gewoon Gouds in Gouda,...

November 3, 2017 "I don’t see the point in hurrying to get anywhere. Where are you rushing to? Just death in the end.” - Sarah Smith...

November 4, 2017 “Being a stay-at-home dad with no kids is tough.” - Ken Ross And then we woke up and the van wouldn’t start. We were...

November 5, 2017 "North America is all about, 'Me, me, me.' Here it's all about, 'Us, us, us.'" - Ken Ross "I once ate a whole entire...

November 6, 2017 “Tomtom.” - Deni “Tomtom?” - Ken “Tomtom! - Sarah Heerhugowaard. Say that ten times fast. Say it once, even. Just be...

November 7, 2017 Continued … the home renovation crew turned up at 7:40 a.m. to start tearing windows and doors out of the B&B. Deep Coma...

November 8, 2017 Midnight, Leverkusen. Sarah dances and we laugh. High from the show and this blossoming dream of Europe, we tell our...

November 9, 2017 "When it comes to pigment, I'm fresh out." - Ken The Reeperbahn. Live sex shows, kink shops, strip clubs, booze, drugs,...

November 10, 2017 "Maybe she had to kill a chicken.” - Deni “When I go in drag I’m a chick-ken.” - Ken The currywurst, man. The...

November 11, 2017 “There’s an art to falling. You can fall and not get hurt.” - Deni “It’s nice to know that neither of the people in the...

November 12, 2017 “Who sprayed hair spray everywhere? Oh, that’s perfume?” - Deni “Make me bluetiful.” - John, when the glitter came out....

November 13, 2017 "It was happening, then karma shut it down." - Ken "Who's Carla?" - Deni We continue to fight the Virus of the Van....

November 14, 2017 "I feel like a middle-aged man in a candy store.” - Ken, in a candy store. We’re ascending. Two days ago it felt like...

November 15, 2017 “You’re a creator. That’s the thing.” - Deni “I haven’t had a tour quote in a long time. I couldn’t talk.” - Sarah...

November 16, 2017 “I don’t think instruments should define genre. If you’re rock, you’re rock. If you’re rap, you’re rap. If you’re...

November 17, 2017 “There’s a fire in people who make music for a living. You’re a wrecking ball. You’re an animal. It’s primal.” - Deni...

November 17, 2017 The blog has become sentimental. Time to change that. I’ve become wrapped up in fuzzy dreams and sweet language. Way...

November 18, 2017 "If I had to choose between The Beach Boys and The Beatles --" - Deni "Don't f&#k&n say it. You'll be outta here." -...

November 19, 2017 "I can't believe I've spent probably a hundred bucks this month on going to the bathroom." - Ken, dropping another 70...

November 20, 2017 "When I meet people, I don't say, 'What do you do?' I ask, 'What are you passionate about?'" - Sarah Superfan Schimmi...

November 21, 2017 “Huff the Stuff! Huff the Stuff! Huff the Stuff!” - Deni “That’s what I say when I bring ether to a party.” - Ken And...

November 22, 2017 "I decided to give up having a gimmick and just play music. Pure music. We have nothing shiny or special. And we're...

November 23, 2017 “I would have sat down with you, but I was so full I couldn’t imagine bending my body to ninety degrees.” “What a...

November 24, 2017 “I had a cactus named Henry. I loved that cactus.” - Deni “Sam Sam? Is that Tomtom’s cousin?” - Ken It never happens...

November 25, 2017 "I know the difference between good schnitzel and bad schnitzel now." - Deni "I'm starting to feel things. Better get a...

November 26, 2017 "If this is the second oldest tree in Europe, why don't you go find the oldest one and cut it down?" - Deni Lovely...

November 27, 2017 “I don’t watch shows with drugs in them. They just make me want to take drugs.” - Ken Things come full circle in funny...

November 28, 2017 “I put a blanket over my head and go to sleep. I don’t take anything they offer.” “Oh, I do. I take it all of it. Give...

November 29, 2017 “We did it.” - Sarah What now, blogger boy? That’s the question, isn’t it? In an earlier post I talked about how I’ve...